Some Little Bug

In these days of indigestion

It ofttimes comes a question

As what to eat

And what to let alone

For each microbe and bacillus

All have a different way to kill us

And in time they always claim us for their own

Now there are germs of every kind

In every food that you can find

Either in the market or upon the bill of fare

And drinking water is just as risky

As that so-called deadly whiskey

And it's ofttimes a bad mistake to breathe the air

Some little bug is gonna find you someday

Somе little bug will creep behind you someday

And thеn he's gonna send for all of his bug friends

And all your earthly troubles end

Some little bug is gonna find you someday

Now take a slice of nice fried onion

And then you're fit for Doctor Munion

And then apple dumplin's

They gonna kill you faster than a train

Now chew a cheesy midnight rabbit

And a grave you'll soon inhabit

Ooh, to eat at all is such a foolish gameNow, eatin' huckleberry pie

That's a pleasing way to die

While sauerkraut brings on softly [on?] the brain

And when you eat those banana fritters

Every undertaker tethers

The casket makers

They nearly go insane

Some little bug is gonna find you someday

Yeah, that little bug he will creep behind you someday

And then with a nervous little quiver

He'll give you cirrhosis of the liver

That little bug he's gonna find you someday

I like when cold storage vaults I visit

I can only say, "What is it

That makes poor mortals fill their systems with such stuff?"

Sure for breakfast prunes are dandy

That is if you got a stomach pump handy

And, uh, your doctor can be found quite soon enough

Now you eat a plate of fine pig's knuckles

And then the headstone cutter chuckles

And he also makes a note upon his cuff

And fried liver's nice, but mind you

Friends will soon ride slow behind you

While your relatives start scrappin' 'bout your stuff[Chorus]

Some little bug is gonna find you someday

Yeah, that little bug is gonna creep behind you someday

Now eat that sauce

They call it chili

And on your breast, they'll place that lily

Some little bug is gonna find you someday

*Spoken*

Now if you'll excuse me I'm gonna run down and get some deep-fried fish and chips

See ya