The More I Drink - Acoustic

Three, four

He was sittin' at the bar sippin' on a regular Coke

We were drinkin' and smokin' and makin' him the butt of our jokes

We all said, "Man, what happened to you, why can't you just have a few?"

He said, "I would if I could but it's probably best that I don't"

'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink

Then I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancin' machine

I get loud, I get proud and it gets worse

Yeah, if I have one, I'll have thirteen

Now, there aren't no in-between

'Cause, the more I drink, yeah, the more I drink

A couple of cold ones, and somebody hands me a shot

Hell, even buck tooth and bow-legged women start lookin' hot

Then pretty soon I'm bummin' cigarettes and sweet talkin' some big brunette

Yeah, once I get on a roll, ain't no tellin' where I'll stop (here we go)

'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink

Then I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancin' machine

I get loud, I get proud and it gets worse

Well if I have one, I'll have thirteen

Now there ain't no in-between

'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink, the more I drink

Yep, yep

That's what I'm talkin' about

Yeah if I have one, I'll have thirteen

Then they can't get me off the karaoke machine

The more I drink the more I drink (yeah)

Yeah the more I drink, the more I drink, the more I drink