Nothin' Goin Wrong Around Here

Ain't but a half a mile between the city limit signs

Population nine hundred an' nine

A lotta front porch swingin', down home livin'

Friday night hell raisin', Sunday mornin' repentance

We got your gossip goin' on down at Betty's Beauty Shop

They're sellin' 90 proof corn juice out back at the co-op

Judge Taylor likes to fight when his potbelly's full of beer

There's always somethin' goin' on

But there ain't nothin' goin' wrong around here

We got kids burnin' rubber â€~round the old town square

Tall tales bein' told in Harry's barber chair

Life moves slow

There's always somethin' goin' on

But there ain't nothin' goin' wrong around here

Old men bettin' on the weather on the courthouse stairs

Luther wackin' down his ****s in his underwear

They go moon skinny-dippin' this time of year

There's always somethin' goin' on

But there ain't nothin' goin' wrong around here

Other than kids burnin' rubber â€~round the old town square

Tall tales bein' told in Harry's barber chair

Life moves slow

There's always somethin' goin' on

But there ain't nothin' goin' wrong around here

Only time Sheriff Lester breaks his handcuffs out

Is when his wife's been drinkin' and they're back at the house

He'll be walkin' â€~round for days in a daze grinnin' ear to ear

There's always somethin' goin' on

But there ain't nothin' goin' wrong around here