Missionary Man (LP Version)

Well, I was born an original sinner

I was born from original sin

And if I had a dollar bill for all the things I've done

There'd be a mountain of money piled up to my chin (hey!)

My mother told me good, my mother told me strong

She said, be true to yourself, and you can't go wrong

But there's just one thing that you must understand

You can fool with your brother

But don't mess with a missionary man (ah-ah)

Don't mess with a missionary man (whoa-ah)

Don't mess with a missionary man (don't mess now)

Don't mess with a missionary man (ah-ah)

Oh, the missionary man, he's got God on his side

He's got the saints and apostles backing up from behind

Black eyed looks from those bible books

He's a man with a mission, got a serious mind

There was a woman in the jungle, and a monkey on a tree

The missionary man, he was following me

He said, "Stop what you're doing, get down upon your knees

I've a message for you that you better believe"

Ah-ah, yeah, babe

Hey!

Huh

Hey

Huh

Hey, hey, hey, oh whoa

Oh, oh, yeah, yeah-yeah

Well, I was born an original sinner

I was born from original sin (original sin)

And if I had a dollar bill for all the things I've done

There'd be a mountain of money

Whoa, don't ask, we're in the know

Oh, baby (don't mess with a missionary man)

Oh-oh, oh-oh, leave him alone now (missionary man)

Don't you mess with him, no, no (missionary man)

Whoa-oh, oh yeah (missionary man)

Don't mess with a missionary man

(Don't you mess with that man, whoa, oh-ah-ah, oh-oh)

Missionary man (hey, yeah-yeah, oh yeah)