Ya Mama - Murphy Mix

Yo man, you gotta be, you know

You gotta be on to die, man, what's up with that?

Yo bro-shot

Yeah, word up bro-shot

Uh, we need some brothers to be, uh,

Like dropping knowledge and writin' good stuff

Ay man, why don't you quit talkin'

All the stuff and do something about it?

You know what I'm sayin?

Oh, you talking about, kick some, uh, knowledge

Yeah, well you do that like right now

And some wisdom for the people

What's up with that?

Okay, I got it

Your mom is so fat (How fat is she?)

Your mama is so big and fat that she can get busy

With twenty-two burritos, but times are rough

I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs

The sad fact (what?) ya mama smokes crack (What?)

She got a burning yearning and there's no turning back

Her knuckles drag down to the ground when she walk

Spit comes out that bitch mouth when she talk

Naked on a mountain top, tootin' on a flizoot

Ridin' on a horse drinking whisky out a bizoot

She's got the wings and teeth of a African bat

Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that

Your mama got a glass eye with the fish in it

(Your mama got a glass eye with the fish in it)

Your mama got a glass eye with the fish in it

Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama

Your mama look like she's been in the dryer with some rocks

With the big bust nose sucking dirt out of socks

Held up the ice cream truck with a slingshot

She grabbed a bag of Cheese Corn and a soda pop

Your mama root'n'toot and stole my loot and my suit

She may have the muscles, but no, she's not cute

She's not pretty, oh what a pity, got the glass titty

Filled up with Kool-aid, just for the kiddies

On a cliff butt naked, tootin' on a flute

Ridin' on a horse drinkin' whisky out a boot

She's got the teeth and the wings of a African bat

Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that

Your mama got the wooden legs with real feet

(Your mama got the wooden legs with real feet)

I said your mama got the wooden legs with real feet

Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama

Watch out, I'm thinkin' about your mother to a funky beat

I went to your house, and she licked me on the cheek

I said excuse me lady, but I remember seeing you at the Palladium

Way back in September

'Cause you was beatboxin' for Lou Rawls

In some bright red boxer drawers

You said ya moms was pretty and young

But she's old as dirt and got hair on her tongue

Ya moms, ya moms, she uses Brut

And I saw her ridin' a horse drinkin' whisky out a boot

She's got the wings and teeth of an African bat

Her middle name is Mudbone, and on top of all that

Your mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand

(Your mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand)

I said your mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand

Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama

Aww, ya mom is so fat (How fat is she?)

We rode up on her back to get some burgers from Wendy's

And her skates went flat, I got stuck in her butt crack

They thought I was lost but I was caught by the G-strap

Heaven forbid a giant fart would give way

'Cause that would blow me 'round the world in a day

We drove to the drive-in and she didn't have to pay

Because we dressed her up to look just like a Chevrolet

Naked on a mountain top tootin' on a flizoot

Ridin' on a horse drinkin' whisky out a bizoot

With the wings and the teeth of an African bat, ba-aa-aa-at

Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that

Your mama's got an Afro, with a chin strap

(Your mama's got an Afro, with a chin strap)

I said your mama's got an Afro, with a chin strap

Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama

Your mama got snake skin teeth

Your mama wears coat hangers for earrings, dude she looks like

Your mama was making sex threats to Ricky Bell and shit

Your mama jacked the Kool-aid man for a sip, nigga

Your mama was walking down on Sunset with a 99 cent sign on her back

(You're a sellout) Your mama's a sellout nigga your mama

Nigga your mama did a pop tune nigga

Your mama's glasses are so thick she look into a map

And see people wavin' at her

Your mother got an Ouija board on her back

Sidney with EQ and everything what he be sayin'

His mother be hooked,

Fishin' with a hook and reel at the frozen food section

Tre's mama got Playdough teeth

Your mother be eatin' Daytons like Now and Laters and shit

Your mama's an extra on the Simpsons and shit

Your mama's so fat you can't even see her legs

It just looks like she's just gliding across the floor