Waiter! Bring Me Water!

He took me to our favorite spot

A place we go to hang a lot

Something seemed to catch his eye

Oh--oo--oh over my shoulder

Oh--oo--oh over my shoulder

I turned around--to see what's up

A pretty young thing sure enough

She was new--he wanted to

Kno--oo--oh--oh--oo--ow her

Kno--oo--oh--oh--oo--ow her

Oh--yeah

Then she flicked her hair (yeah!)

Oh--yeah--he began to stare

Waiter! (Waiter) Bring me water!

I gotta make him keep his cool

(Waiter) Bring me water!

He's acting like a fool

(Waiter) Bring me water!

Uh, oh, I did my best--to block his view

But it was like he could see through me

I just knew--he wanted to

Ho--oo--oh--oh--oo--oh--old her

Ho--oo--oh--oh--oo--oh--old her

Oh--yeah--I ain't gettin' nowhere (yeah!)

Oh--yeah--she's still standing there

Waiter! (Waiter) Bring me water!

I gotta make him keep his cool

(Waiter) Bring me water!

He's acting like a fool

(Waiter) Bring me water!

There's gotta be a way to cool this clown

He's starting to embarrass me

I may even have to hose him down--

Bring me water

I don't know what he finds so distracting

What's so hot about her

I really don't like the way he's acting

Bring me water!

Uh, Bring it on!

Uhhhh

Oh

What's so hot about her

Uh, uh, uh

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

(Waiter, bring me water)

Gotta make him keep his cool

(Waiter, bring me water)

Send him back to school

(Waiter, bring me water)

He's acting like a fool

(Waiter, bring me water)

Waiter, bring me water