Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey

We're so sorry, Uncle Albert

We're so sorry if we caused you any pain

We're so sorry, Uncle Albert

But there's no one left at home

And I believe I'm gonna rain

We're so sorry, but we haven't heard a thing all day

We're so sorry, Uncle Albert

But if anything should happen

We'll be sure to give a ring

We're so sorry, Uncle Albert

But we haven't done a bloody thing all day

We're so sorry, Uncle Albert

But the kettle's on the boil

And we're so easily called away[Part II: Admiral Halsey]

Hands across the water (Water)

Heads across the sky

Hands across the water (Water)

Heads across the sky

Admiral Halsey notified me

He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea

I had another look and I had a cup of tea

And a butter pie (A butter pie?)

(The butter wouldn't melt, so I put it in the pie, alright?)

Hands across the water (Water)

Heads across the sky

Hands across the water (Water)

Heads across the sky

Live a little, be a gypsy, get around (Get around)

Get your feet up off the ground

Live a little, get around

Live a little, be a gypsy, get around (Get around)

Get your feet up off the ground

Live a little, get around[Flugelhorn Solo]

Hands across the water (Water)

Heads across the sky

Hands across the water (Water)

Heads across the sky