Somethin’ Country

I rolled in bumpin' 10's into Broadway

Dirty boots, been a working like a dog day

Boot scootin' to the juke for some Conway

Or anything to get my Honky Tonk on

You walked in, cutoffs looking real skimpy

The hottest thing my side of the Mississippi

And I could spin you 'round and 'round 'til I get you dizzy

But you look like you got hillbilly in your bones

So let's ditch this hole-in-the-wall

Mix some sticks with a fifth of homemade alcohol

Disappear somewhere with a lower population

I ain't saying that you wanna but if it's any consolation

I got a red neck, yes I do

I got a red neck, how 'bout you?

I got a four by four with a toolbox

Just to keep them ol' mountains blue

You got a drank, you're barely sipping

I got a tank full of pay cheque money

I'm good friends with Mason Dixon

Girl, whatcha say we do somethin' country?

I'll close the tab quick, we can go get half-lit

Hit the river skinny dip or catch a catfish

Yeah, I'll take you to the holler, I ain't talking 'bout a hollow

Put some red on the tread, hell, I'll wash it off tomorrow

Let's ditch this hole-in-the-wall

Mix some sticks with a fifth of homemade alcohol

Disappear somewhere with a lower population

I ain't saying that you wanna but if it's any consolation

I got a red neck, yes I do

I got a red neck, how 'bout you?

I got a four by four with a toolbox

Just to keep them ol' mountains blue

You got a drank, you're barely sipping

I got a tank full of pay cheque money

I'm good friends with Mason Dixon

Girl, whatcha say we do somethin' country?

Whatcha say? Whatcha say?

We can take a little stroll, maybe roll in some hay

What's it gon' be? What's it gon' be?

Shorty, if you wanna get your back forty on with me

Then let's ditch this hole-in-the-wall

Mix some sticks with a fifth of homemade alcohol

Disappear somewhere with a lower population

I ain't saying that you wanna but if it's any consolation

I got a red neck, yes I do

I got a red neck, how 'bout you?

I got a four by four with a toolbox

Just to keep them ol' mountains blue

You got a drank, you're barely sipping

I got a tank full of pay cheque money

I'm good friends with Mason Dixon

Girl, whatcha say we do somethin' country?