Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off

She said I'm going out with my girlfriends

For margaritas at the Holiday Inn

Oh, have mercy, my only thought

Was tequila makes her clothes fall off

I told her put an extra layer on

I know what happens when she drinks Patrón

Her closet's missing half the things she bought

Yeah, tequila makes her clothes fall off

She'll start by kicking out of her shoes

Lose an earring in her drink

Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall

Drop a contact down the sink

Them pantyhose ain't gonna last too long

If the DJ puts Bon Jovi on

She might come home in a tablecloth

Yeah, tequila makes her clothes fall off

Woah-oh

She can handle any champagne brunch

A bridal shower with Bacardi punch

Jello shooters full of Smirnoff

But tequila makes her clothes fall off

She'll start by kicking out of her shoes

Lose an earring in her drink

Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall

Drop a contact down the sink

She don't mean nothing

She's just having fun

Tomorrow she'll say, oh, what have I done?

Her friends will joke about the stuff she lost

Yeah, tequila makes her clothes fall off

Oh, tequila makes her clothes fall off

Oh, tequila makes her clothes fall off