Walk of Shame

One step, two steps, counting tiles on the floor

Three steps, four steps, guess this means that I'm a whore

Uh-oh, hell no, how long 'til I reach the door?

Fuck me, my feet are sore

I'm wearing last night's dress and I look like a hot ass mess

Although my hair looks good 'cause I haven't slept yet

Make the elevator come a little faster

I'm pushing all the buttons, but nothing's happening

Please, God, don't let anybody see me

Please, God, I'll do anything you ask of me

I promise, no more walks of shame

So walk this way (We're walking, we're walking)

Walk this way (We're walking, we're walking)

Last night's bubblegum, no more bubbles, no more yum

Where'd I get the wristband, tell me there's no tramp stamp

One, two, three, shoot, no, I know that shit ain't cute

But, damn it, man, it sure is fun, to party 'til the sun wakes up

Okay, now, raise two hands if you've ever been guilty

And clap, clap, clap, clap, clap it out if you've walked with me

Make the elevator come a little faster

I'm pushing all the buttons, but nothing's happening

Please, God, don't let anybody see me

Please, God, I'll do anything you ask of me

I promise, no more walks of shame

So walk this way (We're walking, we're walking)

Walk this way (We're walking, we're walking)

I shouldn't have let

'Em take my keys, take my keys

They left me here with too much beer

My friends, they hung me out to dry

It's not my fault, and that's why

I'm doin' the walk of shame

Make the elevator come a little faster

I'm pushing all the buttons, but nothing's happening

Please, God, don't let anybody see me

Please, God, I'll do anything you ask of me

I promise, no more walks of shame

So walk this way (We're walking, we're walking)

Walk this way (We're walking, we're walking)

So walk this way (We're walking, we're walking)

Walk this way (We're walking, we're walking)