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Dear Ex Bitch (2019) Lyrics

[Intro]

Dear Ex bitch

Im texting you on a IPhone 5S

Because you ate the rest of my phones

[Verse]

Your 970 pounds and your 3'11

You ate more than my dad

And He's 6'7

How you get hut by a truck?

Died, rise into the sky, and you get kicked out of heaven

You only know how to suck dick because you have one

All of my friends compared the two of us, and I was the bad one

Every time we had sex, you would break my neck

And I would be forced to grab my shot gun

You throw a tempura tantrum when you're away from the fridge

When you get mad you go to the cabinet, you fat bitch

If you were hanging off a cliff, I wouldn't know what to do

Because if I tried to pick you up, you would dislocate my shoe

When you get drunk, I'm not going to lie, I get kind of scared

Because last night you had a beer and tried to eat my hair

When we go out in public

I would put your phone in my pocket

Because just last night you were having phone sex with a grizzly bear