Act My Age

One, two, three, four

When I'm fat and old and my kids think I'm a joke

'Cause I move a little slow when I dance

I can count on you after all that we've been through

'Cause I know that you'll always understand

I won't act my age, no, I won't act my age

No, I'll still feel the same around you

Hey!

When I'm fat and old and my kids think I'm a joke

'Cause the stories that I told, I tell again and again

I can count on you after all we got up to

'Cause I know that you truly understand

I won't act my age, no, I won't act my age

No, I'll still feel the same around you

I won't act my age, no, I won't act my age (

Act my age, no, I'll—

)

No, I'll still feel the same, you will, too

Hey![Bridge: Harry]

When I can hardly walk and my hair is fallin' out

We'll still stay up till mornin', we'll throw the after-party

Oh, yeah, oh, yeah

I won't act my age, no, I won't act my age (

Act my age, no, I'll—

)

No, I'll still feel the same around you

I won't act my age, no, I won't act my age (

Act my age, no, I'll—

)

No, I'll still feel the same, you will, too

Hey!