I'd Have to Be Crazy

I'd have to be crazy

To stop all my singing

And never play music again

You'd call me a fool

If I grabbed up a top hat

And ran out to flag down the wind

I'd have to be weird

To grow me a beard

Just to see what the rednecks would do

But I'd have to be crazy

Plum out of my mind

To fall out of love with you

I know I've done weird things

I told people I heard things

When silence was all that abounds

Been days when it pleased me

To be on my knees

Following ants, as they crawled across the ground

I've been insane on a train

But I'm still me again

And the place where I hold you is true

So I know I'm alright

'Cause I'd have to be crazy

To fall out of love with you

You know I

I don't intend to

But should there come a day (but should there come a day)

When I say that I don't love you (when I say that I don't love you)

You can love me away (you can love me away)

I sure would be dingy

To live in an envelope

Waiting alone for a stamp

You'd swear I was loco

To rub for a genie

While burning my hand on the lamp

And I may not be normal

But nobody is

So I'd like to say 'fore I'm through

I'd have to be crazy

Plumb out of my mind

To fall out of love with you

I'd have to be crazy

Plumb out of my mind

To fall out of love with you