Vampire Money

Well, are you ready, Ray? (Yeah)

How about you, Frank? (Oh, I'm there, baby)

How about you, Mikey? (Fuckin' ready)

Well, I think I'm alright

One, two, three, four!

Three, two, one, we came to fuck

Everybody party 'til the gasman comes

Sparkle like Bowie in the mornin' sun

And get a parkin' violation on La Brea 'til it's done

Hair back, collar up, jet black, so cool

Sing it like the kids that are mean to you

(Come on) when you wanna be a movie star

(Come on) play the game and take the band real far

(Come on) play it right and drive a Volvo car

(Come on) pick a fight at an airport bar

The kids don't care if you're alright, honey

Pills don't help, but it sure is funny

Give me, give me some of that vampire money

Come on

Oh, you look like somebody I used to love

Well, three, two, one, we got the bomb

Everybody hurry 'til the taxman comes

Glimmer like Bolan in the mornin' sun

And get your finger on the trigger, tap the barrel of the gun

Hair back, motherfucker! Jet black, so cool

Sing it like the kids that are mean to you

(Come on) when you wanna be a movie star

(Come on) play the game and take the band real far

(Come on) play it right and drive a Volvo car

(Come on) pick a fight at an airport bar

The kids don't care if you're alright, honey

Pills don't help, but it sure is funny

Give me, give me some of that vampire money

Come on

Ah, fuck yeah

That's right

One, two, three, four!

Well, three, two, one, we came to fuck

Everybody party 'til the gasman comes

Sparkle like Bowie in the mornin' sun

And get a parkin' violation on La Brea 'til it's done

Hair back, collar up, jet black, so cool

Sing it like the kids that are mean to you

(Come on) when you wanna be a movie star

(Come on) play the game and take the band real far

(Come on) play it right and drive a Volvo car

(Come on) pick a fight at an airport bar

The kids don't care if you're alright, honey

Pills don't help, but it sure is funny

Give me, give me some of that vampire money

Come on

Well, I sure like the way (come on)

Sure like the way you're looking at me (come on)

Well, I sure like the way you're looking at me right there (come on)

Well, I sure like the way you're looking at me (come on)

There (on), there (on), there (on)

Oh wait, oh, I'm such an idiot, the music is way too loud

You're gonna have to turn it down a little, sorry