S.O.S. (Too Bad)

Stagecoach lady, hourglass body

Makin' thing's glow in the night

Well, she would if she could

And she'd be good if she would

Only tell her lover, she be out tonight

'Cause I'm a bad

A lonely school boy

And I'm a rat

And it's too bad

Can't get me none of that

Salt Lake City, salt lickin' bitties

Bogies hun, stinkin' of gin

Well, my daddy was hard

His face was pretty scarred

From kickin' ass to playin' poker to win

'Cause I'm a bad

A lonely school boy

And I'm a rat

And it's too bad

Can't get me none of that

It's too bad

And it's too bad

Can't get me none of that

Loose old lady

My Mama, Katie

Chivalry was born at her feet

Well, she should have thought twice

When Pa showed his dice

The night they put my daddy to sleep

'Cause I'm a bad

A lonely school boy

And I'm a rat

And it's too bad

Can't get me none of that

It's too bad

Lord, it's too bad

I said it's too bad

Lord, it's too bad

I said it's too bad

It's too bad

You know, it's too bad

Ah, it's too bad