Jolly Holiday

Ain't it a glorious day?

Right as a mornin' in May

I feel like I could fly

Now Bert, none of your larking about

Have you ever seen

The grass so green

Or a bluer sky?

Oh, it's a jolly holiday with Mary

Mary makes your heart so light

You haven't changed a bit, have you?

When the day is gray and ordinary

Mary makes the sun shine bright

Oh, honestly

Oh, happiness is bloomin' all around her

The daffodils are smilin' at the dove

When Mary holds your hand you feel so grand

Your heart starts beatin' like a big brass band

You are lightheaded

It's a jolly holiday with Mary

No wonder that it's Mary that we love

Oh, It's a jolly holiday with Mary

Mary makes your heart so light

When the day is gray and ordinary

Mary makes the sun shine bright

Oh, happiness is bloomin' all around her

The daffodils are smilin' at the dove

When Mary holds your hand, you feel so grand

Your heart starts beatin' like a big brass band

It's a jolly holiday with Mary

No wonder that it's Mary that we love

Oh, it's a jolly holiday with you, Bert

Gentlemen like you are few

A vanishing breed, that's me

Though your just a diamond in the rough, Bert

Underneath, your blood is blue

Common knowledge

You'd never think of pressing your advantage

Forbearance is the hallmark of your creed, true

A lady needn't fear when you are near

Your sweet gentility is crystal clear

Oh, it's a jolly holiday with you, Bert

A jolly, jolly holiday with you

It's true that Mavis and Sybil have ways that are winning

And Prudence and Gwendolyn set your heart spinnin'

Phoebe's delightful, Maude is disarming

Janice, Felicia, Lydia charming

Cynthia is dashing, Vivian's sweet

Stephanie's smashing, Priscilla a treat

Veronica, Millicent, Agnes and Jane

Convival company, time and again

Drocas and Phyllis and Glynis are sorts

I'll agree are three jolly good sports

But cream of the crop, tip of the top

It's Mary Poppins and there we stop