Get Off My D!%k And Tell Yo B!%ch To Come Here - Remix

Stay off his dick!

Nigga, some don't think I can flow, so here we go

To a new track, to show the wack, that I can throw

Styles that show up, I blow up and blast here

Niggas still tripping off the shit I said last year

About a bitch is a bitch is a ho is a slut

And I don't like niggas on my nuts!

So I dedicate this one to the groupie

And the Charlie, all on my Snoopy

Brothers keep askin, "Ice Cube yo when will you bust"

They surround me and make a big fuss

Now I was taught, back on my block

That you don't ride on nobody's jock

For anything they do, FUCK him and his crew

Unless, you were gettin paid too!

I'm not saying this to diss each and every fan

Women you can ride; men, be a man!

Shake my hand, and make it a FIRM shake

Say, "Whattup Ice Cube?" and then break

Cause if you're hanging near I'mma tell you loud and clear

Get off my my dick, nigga, and tell your bitch to come here

Motherfucker, back up off me

I'm not signing no autographs, I'm not giving no free t-shirts

And I'm not HAVING none of this bullshit you're talking

YouknowhatI'msayin?

I step into the club to rub-a-dub

It seems like all the little hoes fall in love

With my money, cause yo about a year ago

I was just your ordinary average everyday crazy ass broke

But you know, I just can't be equal

Cause they know I know a lot of famous people

But to a one-night stand, there's no sequel

Here's the pickle, pretend it's a Popsicle

See, for a fat booty, I do damage

They think I'm a star, so I take advantage

It's just another Ice Cube groupie fest

She's a ho cause they knew her at the front desk

Told her to meet me at the room 110

And the bitch showed up with her boyfriend

I let him in, all he could do was grin

He had a camera, a t-shirt, a pad and pen

He said, "Yo, Ice Cube, can you sign this?"

I only did it cause his bitch was the finest

She blew me a kiss and gave a bitter frown

Like, "How can we get rid of this clown?"

Me and her sat down, he got a little jealous

Cause his punk ass sat in the middle of us

And he asked me question after question

It felt like a motherfucking interview session

Then his girl got up, I heard the door shut

And he was still there, swinging from my nuts

I said, "Get the FUCK out!" and made it loud and clear

Get off my dick, nigga, and tell your bitch to come here

I see me about ten mark ass motherfucking fans

Knock on the door, talking about whassup?

Yo man, it was about a hundred and twenty dicks man

Niggas start, niggas coming out of hotel rooms

Without no bitches!

They can get gaffled like they in a motherfucking raffle

Punk ass

Yo, I respect the respectable

If your girl is all on my dick, check the ho

Say, "Yeah that nigga he can rap fly

But you know, stars are up in the sky"

Cause all I got is hard dick and bubblegum

Just ran out my last stick is where I'm coming from

I'm not telling you to diss Mr. Ice Cube

Cause you know, I'm the one that can show and prove

Now groupie girls, I just make em wait

But the groupie boys, I can't tolerate

I hate it so much, I'mma start giving stitches

To the niggas that's staring like bitches

Cause I'm not a fairy, a Mary or a faggot

Gimme the eye, I'll fly, and tag it

Now you see? Jocking ain't healthy

Cause you think that I'm young and I'm wealthy

With juice, so I see you try to run behind

But I'mma tell you, punk, you gets none of mine

Cause I was taught, see a fool, use a fool

By the niggas who terrorized the old school

So don't try me or buy me a beer

Just stay off my dick, nigga