Good Little Girls - From "Two's Company"

I don't want me a poor young mechanic

Not as long as there's a millionaire named Max

Cause good little girls go to heaven

But smart little girls go to Bergdorf's

To Buluks, to Bunwicks, to Magnins and Saks

When the rent's due I don't start to panic

Cause I've got a landlord I've taught to relax

Oh good little girls go to heaven

But smart little girls go to Bergdorf's

To Buluks, to Bunwicks, to Magnins and Saks

Heigh ho, I don't care what I owe

Things will clear up I know

I'll always draw a crowd with what I've been endowed with

Every tycoon believes he's titanic

And the search for talent comes right off the tax

So good little girls go to heaven

But smart little girls go to Bergdorf's

To Buluks, to Bunwicks, to Magnins and Saks

So I'm bad, I'm a female-ish cad

But since sex is a fad

I'll make hay while it's currant, it's not too abhorrent

If my meaning's a bit too emphatic

You'll get more from "yes's" than you do from "nays"

Yes good little girls go to heaven

But smart little girls go to Van Cleef

And Arpels, to Tiffany's and to Cartier's