King of the Road

King of the Road -Dean Martin

Trailer for sale or rent

Rooms to let fifty cents

No phone no pool no pets

I ain't got no cigarettes

But two hours of pushin'broom buys

And eight by twelve four-bit room

Mama man of means by no means

King of the road

Third boxcar midnight train

Destination Bangor Maine

Old worn out suit and shoes

I don't pay no union dues

I smoke old stogies I have found

Short but not too big around

Mama man of means by no means

King of the road

Every engineer on every train

And all of the children and all of their names

And every handout in every town

And every lock that ain't locked

When no-one's around

I sing

Trailer for sale or rent

Rooms to let fifty cents

No phone no pool no pets

I ain't got no cigarettes

Ah but two hours of pushin'broom buys

And eight by twelve four-bit room

Mama man of means by no means

King of the road

King of the road

King of the road