Makin' Whoopee - Remastered

Another bride, another June

Another sunny honeymoon

Another season, another reason

For making whoopee

A lot of shoes, a lot of rice

The groom is nervous, he answers twice

It's really killin', that he's so willin'

To make some whoopee

Picture a little love nest

Down where the roses cling

Picture the same sweet love nest

See what a year can bring

I sit alone 'most every night

He doesn't phone, he doesn't write

He says he is busy and I say busy

He's making whoopee

He doesn't make much money

Only five thousand per

Some judge who thinks he's funny

Says, "You pay six to her"

He says, "Now judge, suppose I fail?"

The judge says, "Boy right into jail

You better keep her, I think it's cheaper

Than making whoopee"

Than making whoopee

Than making