Stoop Down

Stoop down, baby

Let your daddy see

Stoop down, baby

Let your daddy see

You've got something down there, baby

Worryin' the hell out of me

What did the frog say to the eel?

The more you wiggle, child, the better it feels

Stoop down, baby,

Let your daddy see

You've got something down there, baby

Worryin' the hell out of me

Two old maids they're

Layin' in a bed

One rolled over, man

And this is what she said

She said, "Wake up, old maid,

Don't sleep so damn sound

You 'member what you promised

When you first laid down?"

Stoop down, baby

Let your daddy see

You've got something down there, baby,

Worryin' the hell out of me

Two old maids they're

Layin' in the sand

One rolled over and said

"I wish you was a man."

She said, "No, no, child

I ain't no man, but

keep still, baby, I'll do the best I can."

Stoop down, baby

Let your daddy see

You've got something down there, baby

Worryin' the hell out of me

Hold it, hold up, hold up, hold it, hold it, hold!

Geez, man

Hmmm...

There's a cat in there

Call him Jake

They say he's stooped down

Longer than a python snake

Stoop down, baby

Goddamn!

Down there, baby

Worryin' the hell out of me

Stoop down, baby

Stoop down, baby

Stoop down, baby

I just want you to, I just want you to

Stoop down

Stoop down, baby

Let your daddy see