Chopped N Skrewed (feat. Ludacris)

Yeah!

Yea yeah!

Whoa

Shawty

Shawty

Shawty

Don't chop me, shawty don't screw me

Shawty don't chop me, shawty don't screw me

Shawty don't chop me, shawty don't screw me

Yeah

Yea, yeah

Have you ever seen

A dime piece all alone at the bar (bar-bar)

Straight out of a magazine

And you just want to let her know who you are (are-are)

So you say let me buy you a drink

Or let a conversation

If that's what you want to do (do-do)

And she said da club is about to end

And you said won't you come to my crib

And she said I can't leave my friends

Now you've offically been chopped and screwed

Screwed-screwed

Chopped-chopped

And screwed

You've offically been

Dance-dance

Screwed

And ewed-ewed

Chopped

Screwed-screwed

You've offically been chopped and screwed

And-and

Screw

Chop-screw-screwed

You've offically been screwed

Screwed

Screw-screw

Chop-chop

And screwed

You've officially been

Dance-dance

Screwed

Shawty don't chop me, shawty don't screw me (yeah)

Sha, shawty don't chop me, shawty screw-screw (chopped and screwed)

Shawty, shawty don't chop, shawty-shawty don't screw me (heyyy-yeah)

Shawty don't chop me, don't-don't screw me (yea-yeah)

Have you ever been in the vip room

Of your favorite strip club (club-club)

And you got a shawty on you

Kissing on your neck

Making you feel like she so in love (love-love)

Now you done got you a couple a drinks

And you feeling like it's about that time to cuddle up (up-up)

And you said shawty what's really up

She takes big sip out yo cup

And she said that'll be 60 bucks

Now you've officially been chopped and screwed

Screwed-screwed

Chopped-chopped

And screwed

You've officially been

Dance-dance

Screwed

And ewed-ewed

Chopped

Screwed-screwed (luda-luda)

You've officially been chopped and screwed

Shawty why you acting all like that (like that)

Like all you ever really want to do is just doubt me

Ludacris can't-can't live with out 'em

But even more I bet you really can't live with out me (nope)

You-you must of flipped yo wig (yup)

You got to be out yo mind

I chop ch-chop you screw-you screw

You out of yo-out of yo spine (woo)

Back breaker

Put you over my knee

Put you on punishment

Women and I'll spank ya

Have you praising the lord

Like thank you-thank you

Thank you lord I want to thank you (jesus)

But have you ever met a women that will lead you on

And steer you on instead of please ya (yup)

Have her singing this song

Cause all night long

She did nothing but flirt and tease ya (yup)

But I got to admit that I have

Put one in the air sit back and I laugh

Shawty why do you insist on doing me that bad

Probably because the amount of booty that I've grabbed

Coming back to haunt me

So instead of being put in submission and subdued (what happened)

Guess what dog (lu-lu-luda)

Now you've officially been chopped and screwed

Screwed-screwed

Chopped-chopped

And screwed

You've officially been

Dance-dance

Screwed

And ewed-ewed

Chopped

Screwed-screwed

You've officially been chopped and screwed

And-and

Screw

Chop-screw-screwed

You've officially been screwed

Screwed

Screw-screw

Chop-chop

And screwed

You've offically been

Dance-dance

Screwed

Shawty don't chop me, shawty don't screw me (yeah)

Sha-shawty don't chop me, shawty screw-screw

(Chopped and screwed)

Shawty, shawty don't chop, shawty shawty don't screw me

Shawty don't chop me, don't-don't screw me,

Me, me, me, me, me, me