Ken Kaniff - Skit

I'm gonna call this motherfucker

Oh fuck yeah, give him a piece of my mind

A piece of my ass

Thank you for waiting. Hello, may I help you?

Oh thank you

I need to make a collect call

What number?

Oh the number is -62-

At the tone, please say your name

Kenneth Kaniff, from Connecticut, automated piece of shit

Yo

Hey there, cock boy

Who's this?

This is Ken Kaniff

Who?

Ken Kaniff from Connecticut, you little bitch

From Connecticut?

Yeah, you wanna get...

I don't know nobody in Connecticut

You wanna get a hotel room with me?

A hotel room?

Yeah, you want me to lick your ass, Eminem?

Yo, who, who is this, Cage?

You want me to fucking melt in your mouth and not in your hand? Melt in your ass you little cock boy

Yo, shut up you little bitch

Oh, you think I'm lying huh...

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