Lavatory Lil

Look out for Lavatory Lil

(Look out for Lavatory Lil)

You think that she's a winner when she's cooking you dinner

But she's really moving in for the kill

Lavatory Lil

Watch out for Lavatory Lil

(Watch out for Lavatory Lil)

She says it's hunky-dory when she's telling you a story

But she really thinks you're making her ill

Lavatory Lil

If you saw her coming at you, you could look the other way

But it isn't easy when she's rollin' in the hay

So much for Lavatory Lil

(So much for Lavatory Lil)

You think she's being friendly, but she's looking for a Bentley

And she'd rather go and swallow a pill

Lavatory Lil

If you saw that she was coming, you could get up off the track

But it isn't easy when she hits you in the back

That's it for Lavatory Lil

(That's it for Lavatory Lil)

She's acting like a starlet, but she's looking like a harlot

As she's slowly heading over the hill

Lavatory Lil

Lavatory Lil