The Drinking Song

Like everybody else, I like a night on the town

I love a bellavino when the sun goes down

But unfortunately, one thing has led to another (yes it has)

I've struggled more than once to put the key in the door

Fallen flat on my face on the disco floor

But if I die, I'm gonna die laughing. (Now listen)

I've sung and I've danced in the streets of Paris

Discovered my trousers up an old oak tree

I've walked half naked through the hotel continental. (But you know what)

I'm glad I did what I did when I did it

Make no mistake about that

And I'm glad I said what I said when I said it, Oh yeah

It was the drink that made me do it

I know sometimes I blew it

It was the drink that made me do it

Every time, every time

I've skipped a lot, found out, and I've lost my socks

Even spent the night in a telephone box

I'm a sucker when I hear "one more for the road"

I've woken up with women that I hardly knew

Wine is the cause of silly tattoos

I've raised hell, where hell didn't need no raising

But I'm glad I did what I did when I did it

Make no mistake about that

And I'm glad I said what I said, oh yeah

It was the drink that made me do it

Sometimes I guess I blew it

It was the drink that made me do it

Every time

Oh yeah

Ahh yeah

So, the moral of the story. Stick to tea and cakes

If you take to the drinking you're gonna make mistakes

I wouldn't change a thing, if I could do it again. (No I wouldn't)

It was the drink that make me do it.

Sometimes I knew I blew it.

It was the drink that made me do it.

Every time. Every time.

Oh yeah

Blame the drink