Frankie Fell in Love

Good mornin', good mornin'

The church mouse is snorin'

News is out all over town

Frankie fell in love

Wake up boys, wake up

You drunken choir boys, shake it up

Our Juliet says her Romeo's been found

Frankie fell in love

World peace's gonna break out

From here on in we're eatin' take out

She ain't gonna be cookin' for the likes of us

Somebody call mama and just tell her

Frankie fell in love

Einstein and Shakespeare

Sittin' havin' a beer

Einstein tryin' to figure out the number that adds up to this

Shakespeare said, "Man, it all starts with a kiss"

Einstein is scratching

Number's on his napkin

Shakespeare said, "Man, it's just one and one make three

Ah, that's why it's poetry"

World peace's gonna break out

From here on in we're eatin' take out

She ain't gonna be cookin' for the likes of us

Somebody call mama and just tell her

Frankie fell in love

Glory, glory, it's the same old story

Kid, there ain't nothin' anybody can do

It's gonna happen to you, just like

Frankie fell in love

Good evening, good evening

The church mouse is sleepin'

News is out all over town

Frankie fell in love