I Am The Walrus - Remastered 2009

I am he

As you are he

As you are me

And we are all together

See how they run like pigs from a gun

See how they fly

I'm crying

Sitting on a corn flake

Waiting for the van to come

Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday

Man you've been a naughty boy

You let your face grow long

I am the egg man

They are the egg men

I am the walrus

Goo goo g'joob

Mister City policeman sitting

Pretty little policemen in a row

See how they fly like Lucy in the sky

See how they run

I'm crying

I'm crying

I'm crying

I'm crying

Yellow matter custard

Dripping from a dead dog's eye

Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess

Boy, you've been a naughty girl

You let your knickers down

I am the egg man

They are the egg men

I am the walrus

Goo goo g'joob

Sitting in an English garden

Waiting for the sun

If the sun don't come you get a tan

From standing in the English rain

I am the egg man, (Now good sir, what are you?)

They are the egg men, (A poor man, made tame to fortune's blows)

I am the walrus

Goo goo g'joob

Goo goo goo g'joob

Expert, texpert choking smokers

Don't you think the joker laughs at you?

(Ho ho ho, hee hee hee, hah hah hah)

See how they smile like pigs in a sty

See how they snide

I'm crying

Semolina Pilchard

Climbing up the Eiffel tower

Elementary penguin singing

Hare Krishna

Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allen Poe

I am the egg man

They are the egg men

I am the walrus

Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob

Goo goo a'joob g'goo goo g'joob, g'goo

Joob! Joob! Joob!

Joob! Joob! Joob!

Joob! Joob! Joob! Joob! Joob!

Joob! Joob!

Joob! Joob!

Umpa, umpa, stick it up your jumper

Everybody's got one, everybody's got one

"Villain, take my purse

If ever thou wilt thrive, bury my body

And give the letters which thou findst about me

To Edmund Earl of Gloucester: seek him out upon the English Party

Oh, untimely death, death"

"I know thee well, a serviceable villain

As duteous to the cices of thy Mistress

As badness would desire"

"What, is he dead?"

"Sit you down, Father; rest you"