Ten Rounds with Jose Cuervo

How about a little tequila?

Ten rounds to be exact

When I walked in the band just started

The singer couldn't carry a tune in a bucket

On a mission to drown her memory but

I thought no way with all this ruckus

But after one round with Jose Cuervo

I caught my boots tappin 'long with the beat

And after two rounds with Jose Cuervo

That band was sounding pretty darn good to me, yeah

Then some stranger asked me to dance

And I revealed to her my two left feet

Said, don't get me wrong I'm glad you asked

But tonight's about me and an old memory

Then after three rounds with Jose Cuervo

I let her lead me out on the floor

And after four rounds with Jose Cuervo

I was showin' off moves never seen before, never

Well, around five or round six

I forgot what I came to forget

After round seven or was it eight

I bought a round for the whole dang place!

After nine rounds with Jose Cuervo

They were countin' me out and I was about to give in

And after ten rounds with Jose Cuervo

I lost count

(And started countin' again)