Rich, White, Straight Men

You could ride a unicorn to school

And if you fall off you'd have healthcare

(No you don't)

And if you finish school you'd go to college for free

That makes sense and that's fair

(No it's not)

And if you were a lady then you own your lady parts

Just like a man goes to a dealership and then he owns a car

Vroom vroom

Fuck you (fuck you)

What if life as we knew it was over?

Guess what? God is a woman, I know her

What if rich, white, straight men

Didn't rule the world anymore?

(Hahahahahahahahaha)

What if rich, white, straight men

Didn't rule the world anymore?

(Hahahahahahahahaha)

If you're from another land and come here

You won't have to climb a wall

(Yes you will!)

And if you are a boy who loves a boy

You'll get a wedding cake and all

(Not in Colorado!)

And if you are a lady and you do your lady work

Then you will make as many dollars as the boys

Not just two thirds

Cha-ching

Fuck you (fuck you)

What if life as we knew it was over?

Guess what? God is a woman, I know her

What if rich, white, straight men

Didn't rule the world anymore?

(Hahahahahahahahaha)

What if rich, white, straight men

Didn't rule the world anymore?

(Hahahahahahahahaha)

Twinkle, twinkle little star

How I wish the world was different

Where who you love and who you are

Was nobody's fucking business

What if rich, white, straight men

Didn't rule the world anymore?

(Hahahahahahahahaha)

What if rich, white, straight men

Didn't rule the world anymore?

(Hahahahahahahahaha)

What if rich, white, straight men

Didn't rule the world anymore?

(Hahahahahahahahaha)

What if rich, white, straight men

Didn't rule the world anymore?

(Hahahahahahahahaha)

What if