The Kosmos Pt. 7 - The Explanation

On a trip to Moscow, in his apartment in the capital

Ilyushinov was abducted by aliens

How much of that experience do you recall?

Can you describe to me?

Sweaty as fuck after my show, backstage

Met three bitches, video vixens

They ran up on me, grabbing at my zipper

Asses out of straight stunting

Thick like they only ate muffins

I smashed two in Dallas, grabbed the other one

Pillow talk, cuddling, underneath the sweaty comforter

One got her tongue in the ear, the other's massaging my nuts

When suddenly, I hear this beeping noise coming from a broad

A walkie-talkie sound, she responds like, "We're ready, boys"

The bed were laying in starts to glow

I blink, we're teleported to a place

Where everything is awkward shaped

I mean, the sun's blue, the snow's hot, the trees glow in the dark

A light stares right through you and hears your ultimate thoughts

It's weird, I tried to stand and got woozy

Next thing I know, the stripper broad is tied to me

Held captive by a race of strange beetle-like creatures

A gold one arose and said, "Take him to the leader"

They marched us through the whole village like a prize catch

And they just snapped pictures and threw confetti at us

So chaotic, they dropped us on our knees at the altar

A shadow came up from the throne and walked forward

It was the beetle oracle, her body sparkled

She carried a wooden totem, it flickered like a light strobe

Placed it around my neck, jammed her antennas in my head and

Entered in my brain, implanted thoughts where cells were dead

Then said, "Remember that nigga from the hill up in Brownsville

That you used to chill with, fuck hoes and trade games with?"

"Yeah, my nigga Dope from the Plazas

But fuck that nigga, he's a traitor and a little bitch"

"I didn't mean him

Confused him with the snake race out of quadrant ten

They wanna use our land for dick

And they're gonna blow us up like nitro

We summoned you here so you could lead us in battle"

I— I— I was taken by my apartment in Moscow to this spaceship

And we went to some star