Pink Cellphone

Belief in the one true power

Belief in the one true power

Belief in the one true power

Can't stop the sound

(Can you)

Can't stop the sound

I can't stop you

X your eyes

Let the tape roll

X your heart

Let the tape roll

Belief in the one true power

Can't stop the sound

Can you

Can't stop the sound, I can't stop you

X your eyes

Let the tape roll

X your eyes

I'll tell you when

So your trouble continues to multiply

And to grow as a direct result of you being misguided

Deceived, misdirected or fooled

All of these are variations of the basic ego gloried live theme

In which you follow the gospel truth

Pursuing the wrong ideals and goals that lead you into sickness

Unto and from this sickness bring the belief in the one true power

That cure that promised to erase the symptoms

That stood between you and your goal

That seductive pure that offered relief and comfort

Without disturbing the faulty system of your beliefs

The belief in the one true power

Forever and ever one nation under buttfucking*

Of the Father, the Son, and the Holy buttfucking* in Jesus' name

Amen

Greasy filthy handjobs in truck stop restrooms

Hot-carling all over my

Hot-carling I turned that into a verb

I hope you appreciate it

Carling. Hot-Carling Academy

It's the school where you go to learn how to butt fuck

It's in England

They don't have blowjobs there

Because they're uncircumcised and that is just disgusting

So they have to butt-fuck

Which is also disgusting because that extra foreskin trapped all the germs

And the poop and the butt-fucking residue

It's sin

And that is why British people have bad teeth Amen