You Turn Me On

Yeah, I swore off love, I swore off women

Devoted my life to huntin' and fishin'

I'd never be anybody else's lovesick fool

It ain't cool

I spend all my spare time fixin' up

That old rusted up pick-up truck

In no time at all, I'd have it

Lookin' like brand new, then you

Flipped the switch on my dumaflachi

Played my piano like Liberace

I let down my guard

And my heart was good as gone, so long

Yeah, you cranked my tractor, you flicked my bic

Woman, you trip the trigger on my thing-a-majig

Can't explain how you've done it

But, honey, you turn me on

You look at all the takin', I done all the givin'

I threw up my hands, said, "The heck with it"

I shut down my heart, locked it up and pulled the fuse

Before it blew

All my emotions were disconnected

No sign of a spark could be detected

I had nobody so I had nothing to lose

Then you

Flipped the switch on my dumaflachi

Played my piano like Liberace

I let down my guard

And my heart was good as gone, so long

Yeah, you cranked my tractor, you flicked my bic

Woman, you trip the trigger on my thing-a-majig

Can't explain how you've done it

But, honey, you turn me on

Yeah, you crank my tractor, you flick my bic

Woman you trip the trigger on my thing-a-majig

Can't explain how you've done it

But, honey, you turn me on

I can't handle that, baby

You better slow down