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What Would You Do In This Situation? vs. Cretin (FnAF the Freddy’s) Lyrics

[Intro]

Inside Joke Rap Battles: Season 2 Finale!

Cretin!

Vs

What Would You Do In This Situation?

Begin!

[Verse 1: What Would You Do In This Situation?]

When was the last time you were worthy of celebration?

When you did something noteworthy for hundreds of generations?

Instead, all you do is commit several war crimes against humanities nations

Tell me Cretin, what would you do in this situation?

You’re a stupid, dumb version of a stupid, whore slime

Meanwhile, my football shape and outline are purely divine

Our combined IQ is negative five but all of that is from me

Saying you have any brain function is simply a lie

In Tomodachi Life, you say “bomb an orphanage.”

Wow, so clever

One typo in its address and now Entity’s spike is gone forever!

It’s not a /j when Slungus is better and he’s a stupid bunny

Only need one single image made to be five-hundred times more funny

[Verse 2: Cretin]

I fucked yo mama

Have her suck my dick and put my dick in her ass

Bit-

Haiiii it’s me Cretin fuckface

Your verse was bold and brash but now it belongs in the trash!

You’re a fucking loser, a f-a-double g-o-t is your boyfriend!

And I’m 8 years old but you’re literally 3 feet tall!

Call this FnAF the Freddy’s how I’ll smash your head into a wall!

Once you cross Cretin bitch, your life will meet a dead end!

I may have farted on the track but you sound like diarrhea!

I have defeated the letter J boss fight, I’m the strongest here!

At least I’m cared about enough to be an actual character!

You’re just all the silly unfunny Azumanga Daioh memes into a caricature!

Call this a Family Guy cut-away the way you aren’t funny!

Okay Kris, right foot green!

I FUCKING HIT THE GRIDDY IN FORTNITE!

There’s more effort in my April Fools game than your entire meme!

Go and retire bitch, kill yourself, and shut the fuck up low-rank![Verse 3: What Would You Do In This Situation?]

Understandable Cretin, however:

You live at 28479 unfunny bitch lane in Albania

Zip code is 6969 French Fry Emoji

I have notified police that you are my next-door neighbor and that you are an active suicide bomber in our nearby shopping district

I believe that the SWAT team will take care of your stupid colorless ass soon enough

Enjoy being doxxed over a minor inconvenience, now what will you be doing in this situation Cretin?

[Verse 4: Spendya]

Cretin step back, step in the one-and-only Spendya Bucks

I’m gonna fuck all over this entire beat because I’m a ghoulish slut

You give me Lego Peaches, I’ll give you otherworldly head

Not you though arachno-bitches, you have a fucking football head!

If this were a race, I’m schooling you and I got no feet

Give me money, give me money or face defeat

I’ll make you a ghost like me, so you can work in my haunted house!

Now call you my shop theme, because I’m gonna drown you out!

I’m a major whore but my prices still can’t be beat

While your creator still manages to be a gigantic freak

Now if you excuse me, Entity and I have to leave

‘Cause I’m servin’ up that ghost puh and his spike is clappin’ my cheeks