Oasis

Amanda Palmer - Oasis

when i got to the party

they gave me a forty

and i must have been thirsty

'cause i drank it so quickly

when i got to the bedroom

there was somebody waiting

and it isnt my fault

that the barbarian raped me

when i went to get tested

i brought along my best friend

melissa mahoney

who had once been molested

and she knew how to get there

she knew all the nurses

they were all really friendly

but the test came back positive

oh, oh, ive seen better days but i dont care

oh i just sent a letter in the mail

when i got my abortion

i brought along my boyfriend

we got there an hour

before the appointment

and outside the building

there were all these annoying

fundamentalist christians

we tried to ignore them

oh, oh, ive seen better days but i dont care

oasis got my letter in the mail

when vacation was over

the word was all over

that i was a crackwhore

melissa had told them

and so now were not talking

except we have tickets

to see blur in october

and i think were still going

oh, oh, ive seen better days but i dont care

oh i just got a letter in the mail

oasis sent a photograph

its autographed and everything

melissa's gonna wet herself, i swear