Come Blow Your Horn

Make like a Mister Milquetoast - and you'll get shutout

Make like a Mister Meek - and you'll get cut out

Make like a little lamb - and wham you're shorn

I tell you chum - it's time to come - blow your horn

Make like a Mister Mumbles - and you're a zero

Make like a Mister Big - they dig a hero

You've got to sound your "A" - the day you're born

I tell you chum - it's time to come - blow your horn

The taller the tree is - the sweeter the peach

I'll give you the whole magilla - in a one word speech - reach

Make like the world's your pudding - but light the brandy

Even the mildest kiss - is a dan-dan-dandy

There'll be no love in bloom - come doomsday morn

I tell you chum - it's time to come - blow your horn

In civilized jungles - females adore

The lions who come on swinging - if you want to score - roar

You can be either read to - or be the reader

You can be either lead - or be the leader

Don't wait until you're told - you're old and worn

Take in some air - and get your lips puckered

Before you find - you're simply too tuckered

I tell you chum - it's time to come - blow your horn