Beer At My Funeral

When I die, don't you cry, ask the big guy why

Go buy a suit and a tie or a dress

I've had fun, a good run on my trips around the sun

I'm one son of a gun who's been blessed

Just raise up a glass or a flask when I pass

'Cause I ask with my last request

They better have cold beer at my funeral

They better play good country music

When they lay me low

They better have cold beer at my funeral

If they don't, I ain't gonna go

That's right

It's a fact that a black Cadillac hearse

Lacks six packs, so just back my old Chevy

To the door when you're sure I can't pour no more

For my encore tour up to heaven

Bye y'all, that's all, hope you all had a ball

Turnin' my last call up to 11

They better have cold beer at my funeral

They better play good country music

When they lay me low

They better have cold beer at my funeral

If they don't, I ain't gonna go

Here we go!

Well, beer me, the dearly departed

Don't be sad and broken-hearted

Life's been a hell of a party

So, pop a top, pop a top

So the party won't stop

They better have cold beer at my funeral

They better play good country music

When they lay me low

They better have cold beer at my funeral

If they don't, hell, I ain't gonna go

If they don't, I ain't gonna go

No, I ain't

Think I'll just stay home