Drinkin' Town With A Football Problem

Hey y'all

Hey y'all

Hey, hey y'all

Bar hoppers, churchgoers

Marlboro light smokers

Blue collar red voters

Population 1009

Past years cheerleaders

Old men fill the bleachers

Skeptics and true believers

All gathered on a Friday night

Singing to the stars and stripes

We're a drinking town with a football problem

With two main things we all have in common

We love 'em both and don't want to solve 'em

We're a drinking town with a football problem

Hey y'all

Singing hey y'all

Hey, hey y'all

Barn burners, nail biters

Shift workers, firefighters

Prom queens, outsiders

All living for the love of the game

We still tell the same old story

Relive former glory

Went to state in '94

We got a trophy in the school hallway

The kids pass it by each day

We're a drinking town with a football problem

With two main things we all have in common

We love 'em both and don't want to solve 'em

We're a drinking town with a football problem

Hey, hey

When we win we celebrate

And when we lose we commiserate

Win or lose, we tie one on

We're a drinking town with a football problem, oh

With two main things we all have in common

We love 'em both and don't want to solve 'em

Yeah, we're a drinking town with a football problem

Hey, say

Hey y'all (hey), hey y'all

Hey, hey y'all