Mr. Mom - 2023 Version

Lost my job, came home mad

Got a hug and a kiss and that's too bad

She said, "I can go to work until you find another job"

I thought, "I like the sound of that"

Watch TV and take long naps

Go from a hard working dad to being Mr. Mom, well

Pampers, Melanin, a Maytag dryer

Crayons go up one drawer higher

Rewind Barney for the fifteenth time

Breakfast 6, nap set 9

There's bubble gum in the baby's hair

Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair

Been crazy all day long

And it's only Monday, Mr. Mom

Football, soccer, and ballet

Squeeze in Scouts and PTA

And there's that shopping list

She left that seven pages long

How much smoke can one stove make?

The kids won't eat my charcoal cake

It's more than any man can take being Mr. Mom, well

Pampers, Melanin, a Maytag dryer

Crayons go up one drawer higher

Rewind Barney for the sixteenth time

Breakfast 6, nap set 9

There's bubble gum in the baby's hair

Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair

Been crazy all day long

And it's only Monday, Mr. Mom

And before I fall in bed tonight

If the dog didn't eat the classifieds

I'm gonna look just one more time

Pampers, Melanin, a Maytag dryer

Crayons go up one drawer higher

Rewind Barney for the eighteenth time

Breakfast 6, nap set 9

There's bubble gum in the baby's hair

Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair

Been crazy all day long

Oh yeah, been crazy all day long

And it's only Monday, Mr. Mom

Mr. Mom

Yeah, balancing check books, juggling bills

Thought there was nothing to it

Baby, now I know how you feel

What I don't know is how you do it