All My Friends Are Drunk

Well this was their idea

To drag me to this bar

To get you off my mind

They said we got your back

'Cause that's what buddies do

We're gonna have a real good time

And we won't let you call her

We won't leave you alone

Now I'm sittin' by myself staring at my phone

And all my friends are drunk

The band is too damn loud

Some stranger's in my ear

No one to bail me out

The wheels are falling off

I'm missing you like hell

I'm sober as a judge

I could use a little help

But all my friends are drunk

Yeah, all my friends are drunk

They're bouncin' quarters in a glass

Harassing all the girls

And ain't it just my luck

That their all singing out of tune

To your all time favorite song

Man, this party sucks

And all my friends are drunk

The band is too damn loud

Some stranger's in my ear

No one to bail me out

The wheels are falling off

I'm missing you like hell

I'm sober as a judge

I could use a little help

But all my friends are drunk

All my friends are drunk

It ain't even 10: 30 yet

And all my friends are drunk

The band's just too damn loud

Some stranger's in my ear

No one to bail me out

The wheels are falling off

I'm missing you like hell

I'm sober as a judge

I could use a little help

But all my friends are drunk

Yeah this was their idea

To drag me to this here bar

To get you off my mind