Meet Virginia / The Joker - Live At Royal Albert Hall

She doesn't own a dress

Her hair is always a mess

If he catches feelings she won't confess

She's beautiful

Smokes a pack a day

In a way that's an even anyway

She doesn't care a thing about that

She thinks I'm beautiful

Meet Virginia

She never compromises

Lovers, babies, and surprises

Wears high heels when she exercises

Ain't that beautiful?

Meet Virginia

Well she wants to be the queen

Then she thinks about her scene

Pulls her hair back as she screams

"I don't really wanna be the queen"

Her daddy wrestles alligators

Her mama works on carburetors

Her brother is a fine mediator

For the President

Here she is again on the phone

Just like me it's still be alone

We just like to sit at home

And rip on the President

Meet Virginia

Well she wants to live her life

Then she thinks about her life

Pulls her hair back as she screams

"I don't really wanna live this life"

No, no

No, no

Please say hello to the man on guitar, Mr. Taylor Locke

Taylor was so excited about being here in this

Incredible Albert Royal Hall, Royal Albert Hall

I'm so nervous about being here I can't even get the name right

He asked if I would throw out some free t-shirts and I said no

But then I decided I should

Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah

Some call me the gangster of love

Some people call me Maurice

'Cause I speak of the pompitous of love

People talkin' 'bout me, baby, yeah

Say I'm doin' you wrong, doin' you wrong

Don't you worry, don't worry now, don't worry mama

'Cause I'm right here, right here, right here, right here at home

'Cause I'm a picker, I'm a grinner

I'm a lover and I'm a sinner

I play my music in the sun

I'm a joker, I'm a smoker

I'm a midnight joker

I sure don't wanna hurt no one

Ooh, ooh

She only drinks coffee at midnight

When the moment is not right

Her timing is quite unusual

You see her confidence is tragic

But her intuition magic

And the shape of her body, unusual

Meet Virginia

I can't wait to meet Virginia

Well she wants to be the queen

Then she thinks about her scene

Well she wants to live her life

Then she thinks about her life

Pulls her hair back as she screams

"I don't really wanna be the queen"

I, I don't really wanna be the queen

I, I don't really wanna be the queen

I, I don't really wanna live