Crazy Women - 7th Heaven Remix

Who'd-a guessed that Aqua Net

Could start a fire with a single cigarette

No, she wasn't drunk, she wasn't stoned

Just sick and tired of wondering if he was coming home

So she drove around, she found his car

They heard the boom from in the bar

He called the cops, she called his bluff

They hauled her off in high heels and handcuffs

Crazy women, ex-wives and old girlfriends

Keep their crazy hidden 'til they're pushed off the deep end

Oh yeah, God forgive 'em, they weren't born like this

Oh no, crazy women are made by crazy men

He told his friends she was depressed

Borderline bipolar, witch with PMS

Well, he cheats and lies and then plays the victim

He don't know why they always seem to pick him

Crazy women, ex-wives and old girlfriends

Keep their crazy hidden 'til they're pushed off the deep end

Oh yeah, God forgive 'em, they weren't born like this

Oh no, crazy women are made by crazy men[Bridge]

Some take a pistol, some take an axe

And boy, if you feel the fire, you damn well bet she's got a match

It might be the teacher just down the street

The hairdresser or the housewife or the waitress that's so sweet

No, you won't see it when you meet 'em

So be careful how you treat 'em

She might look just like me

Crazy women, ex-wives and old girlfriends

Keep their crazy hidden 'til we're pushed off the deep end

Oh yeah, God forgive us, even though some were born like this

God knows, crazy women are made by crazy crazy crazy

Crazy women are made by crazy men

Crazy crazy women

Crazy crazy are made by crazy men