Stay Away Joe

Okay, now take three, Stay Away, Joe

One, two, three, four

Jump down, spin around, let's have a party

Look who's back (Stay away, Joe)

A Choctaw, Chickasha, gonna drink a hearty

Welcome back (Stay away, Joe)

Stay away, Joe, they call me

Stay away, Joe, oh yeah

But if you need-a me, call me

A-hoop and a-holler and I'll be there

Who keeps turning up like a bad penny?

Take one guess (Stay away, Joe)

Always finding trouble a-plenty

Oh my, yes, I reckon you know

Stay away, Joe, they call me

Stay away, Joe, oh yeah

But if you need-a me, call me

A-hoop and a-holler and I'll be there

When tulips are ripe for the picking

Who crops up? (Stay away, Joe)

Love 'em, leave 'em, scream and a-kicking

Looky here, look at him go

Stay away, Joe, they call me

Stay away, Joe, oh yeah

But if you need-a me, call me

A-hoop and a-holler and I'll be there

Yes, hoop and a-holler

I'm not gonna be your stay away Joe

I'm not gonna stay away no more

I'm not gonna be your stay away Joe

I'm not gonna be your stay away Joe