As Good As I Once Was

She said I seen you in here before

I said I been here a time or two

She said "Hello my name is Bobby Jo,

Meet my twin sister Betty Lou

And we're both feelin' kinda wild tonight

You're the only cowboy in this place

And if you're up for a rodeo

I'll put a big Texas smile on your face"

I said "Girls..."

I ain't as good as I once was

I got a few years on me now

But there was a time, back in my prime

When I could really lay it down

If you need some love tonight

Then I might have just enough

I ain't as good as I once was, but I'm as good once

As I ever was

I still hang out with my best friend Dave

I've known him since we were kids at school

Last night he had a few shots, got in a tight spot

Hustlin' a game of pool

With a couple of redneck boys

One great big fat biker man

I heard David yell across the room

"Hey buddy, how 'bout a helpin' hand"

I said "Dave..."

I ain't as good as I once was

My how the years have flown

But there was a time, back in my prime

When I could really hold my own

If you want to fight tonight

Guess them boys don't look all that tough

I ain't as good as I once was, but I'm as good once

As I ever was

I used to be hell on wheels

Back when I was a younger man

Now my body says "You can't do this boy"

But my pride says "Oh yes, you can"

I ain't as good as I once was

That's just the cold hard truth

I still throw a few back, talk a little smack

When I'm feelin' bullet proof

So don't double-dog dare me now

'Cause I'd have to call your bluff

I ain't as good as I once was, but I'm as good once

As I ever was

May not be good as I once was, but I'm as good once

As I ever was