Sheriff You Want To

One, two, a one...

Well, me and my buddies went sneaking out

About 2 a.m. to go and catch us some trout

And that's when I saw that car pull up

He said, "Boys, I don't care that you're way out here

But you look a little young for all that beer"

And when he got close, I couldn't tell who that was

He said, "I ain't the cops, I ain't your parents

Boys, you're dealing with the county sheriff"

So I said

We can share if you want to

So buddy won't you

Take a sip and help us finish it tonight

I ain't giving you an attitude

But I can tell you're in a bad mood

And just a little bit will have you feeling just right

So dude

We can share if you want to

Me and the boys sneaking out again

A quick turnaround, it was the next weekend

We had the single cab all filled up with smoke

He came up quick and tapped on the glass

I dropped that joint and sat up real fast

And when I saw who it was, damn, I almost choked

Well, it wasn't the cops, it wasn't our parents

It was our old friend, the county sheriff

So I said

We can share if you want to

So, buddy won't you

Take a hit and help us finish it tonight

I ain't giving you an attitude

But I can tell you're in a bad mood

And just a little bit will have you feeling just right

So dude

We can share if you want to

Well, we got off both times

Even though it crossed that line

And you can too

'Cause all you have to do

Is say

We can share if you want to

So buddy won't you

Take a sip and help us finish it tonight

I ain't giving you an attitude

But I can tell you're in a bad mood

And just a little bit will have you feeling just right

So dude

We can share if you want to

We can share if you want to