No More Candy 4 U

Nine out of ten mortals agree today

Too much fame causes spiritual decay

Yeah!

Ow, ow, ow!

To all the punks who believe

That life imitates music

No more candy for you

We can't hang with you

To all the punks who want to be rock stars

And do what they do

There's no future for you

That's the life of a fool

No more candy, no more candy for you

We're too funky, and you can't handle our groove

Get it now!

To all the freaks in the magazines

Uh, who never paid no dues

No more candy for you

You can't sing, it's true

To all the freaks walking into walls

Somebody put a spell on you

No more candy for you

I guess the devil got a brand new fool

No more candy, no more candy for you

We're too funky, and you can't handle our groove

No more candy

No more candy for you

No more candy

No more candy

No more candy

No more candy

No more candy, no more candy for you

Look out, sugar

No more candy, no more candy for you

To all the haters on the internet

Somebody's looking at you

No more candy for you

They got your number now, fool

To all the suckers winning anything

And thanking the lord for what you do

No more candy for you, no more candy for you

No more candy, no more candy for you

No more candy for you, yeah

No more candy, no more candy for you

I'm too funky, and you can't handle my groove

No more candy, no more candy for you, no more candy for you