Humbug

That moment the first few flakes start falling

Is the moment before I burst into tears

Cause snow in the air means Christmas shopping (Huh)

And the thought of it all just stresses me out

Woe is me

Woe is me

Would she kinda like this canary yellow?

Or does she already own way too many scarves?

I could get her a backpack, it's somethin' to carry

But this is way too much pressure, it's breaking my heart

Woe is me

Woe is me

I'm ready to wrap that perfect Christmas gift

But I haven't found it yet

Cause I don't have a clue what to get you

So I'll give you my heart

I wander around the store again and again

But all I do is shrug

Cause I don't have a clue what to get you

And I'm ready to say, "Bah Humbug!"

Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah, bah humbug!

Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah...[Verse 3]

I could get her a gift card to Olive Garden

But what if Red Lobster is way more her thing?

I don’t even know...

Well how 'bout a bike, or like a ukulele?

Or how 'bout I jump out the window? (window [4x])

Yeah, how 'bout I jump out the window! (window [4x])

Singing "Joy to the World" face down in the snow!

I'm ready to wrap that perfect Christmas gift

But I haven't found it yet

Cause I don't have a clue what to get you

So I'll give you my heart, I hope it’ll do

I wander around the store again and again

But all I do is shrug

Cause I don't have a clue what to get you

I'm ready to say...

I'll wrap myself in paper and sit under the tree

Cause the best gift I can give you is this heart inside of me!

I'm ready to wrap that perfect Christmas gift

But I ain't found it yet

Cause I don't have a clue what to get you (here's my heart)

So I'll give you my heart, I hope it'll do

I wander around the store again and again

But all I do is shrug

Cause I don't have a clue what to get you

And I'm bout ready to say, “Bah Humbug!”[Outro]

Sorry for the hand towels!

Bah Humbug!

Sorry for the Yankee Candles!

Bah Humbug!

Sorry for all this useless junk!

The best gift I have to give

Is my love

(Hah, I hate shopping.)