On the Road Again

Well, I wake up in the morning, there's frogs inside my socks

Your mama, she's hidin' inside the icebox

Your daddy walks in wearin' a Napoleon Bonaparte mask

Then you ask why I don't live here

Honey, do you have to ask?

Well, I go to pet your monkey, I get a face full of claws

I ask that who's in the fireplace and you tell me, "Santa Claus"

The milkman comes in, he's wearing a derby hat

Then you ask why I don't live here

Honey, how come you have to ask me that?

Well, I ask for something to eat, I'm hungry as a hog

So I get brown rice, seaweed and a dirty hot dog

I got a hole where my stomach disappeared

Then you ask why I don't live here

Honey, I gotta think you're really weird

Your grandpa's cane, it turns into a sword

Your grandma prays to pictures that are pasted on a board

Everything inside my pockets your uncle steals

Then you ask why I don't live here

Honey, I can't believe that you're for real

Well, there's fist fights in the kitchen

They're enough to make me cry

Then the mailman comes in, even he's gotta take a side

Even the butler, he's got something to prove

Then you ask why I don't live here

Honey, how come you don't move?