Goin' to Heaven (In a Pontiac)

I'm goin' to heaven in a Pontiac

Just can't get there in no Cadillac

I'm goin' to heaven, ain't no turnin' back

Don't need no chariot of gold, just take me in a Pontiac

I've seen the devil in a Coupé de ville

Burnin' rubber at the top of the hill

I seen the devil boys, his oil was burnin' black

Like a two-ton locomotive chooglin' down the railroad track

A gang of angels in a red Corvette

Movin' faster than a saber jet

Chasin' the devil boys, caught him in a radar trap

They pulled him over to the shoulder, passed him in my Pontiac

Let's ride

Rich man rolled up in a Mercedes-Benz

Saint Peter wouldn't let him pass through the fence

Poor man rolls up in a V-8 Ford

They waved him through so he could thank The Lord

I'm goin' to heaven, ain't no turnin' back

Don't need no chariot of gold, take me in a Pontiac

Yea, I'm goin' to heaven in a Pontiac

Yea, I'm goin' to heaven, ain't no turning back

Don't need no chariot of gold, just take me in a Pontiac

Don't need no chariot of gold, take me in my Pontiac