I Want My Mullet Back

Bell bottoms were really cool

Cuttin' class an' skippin' school

I 'member packin' that ol' fishin' pole

Skinny-dippin' at a swimmin' hole

Back light, red lights an' strobe lights too

Were all the rage for me an' you

Only one thing I miss more than that:

I want my mullet back

I want my mullet back

My ol' Camero, an' my eight-track

Fuzzy dice hangin' loose an' proud

ZZ Top, they're playin' loud

A simple time, that's what I miss

Your mini-skirt an' your sweet kiss

Things are changin' man, an' that's a fact

I want my mullet back

Back. Back

Back. Back

Back. Back

I want my mullet back

My ol' Camero, an' my eight-track

Fuzzy dice hangin' loose an' proud

Lynrd Skynrd, they're playin' loud

A simple time, that's what I miss

Your mini-skirt an' your sweet kiss

Things are changin' man, and that's a fact

I want my mullet back

I want my mullet back

My ol' Camero, an' my eight-track

Fuzzy dice hangin' loose an' proud

Bob Seger singin' an' I'm out in the crowd

A simple time, that's what I miss

Your mini-skirt an' your sweet kiss

Things are changin' man, and that's a fact

I want my mullet back

I want my mullet back

I want my mullet back

I want my mullet back

I want my mullet back

Ow!