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I got three missed calls from a number I don't know

And my debit card got left out in the cold

I got a Tootsie's cup, laying by my bed

A steady bang, banging in my head

Hell, if I'da stayed home

I wouldn't be moving so slow

But if I could put last night back in the bottle

Hell, I wouldn't be in half the shape I'm in

Yeah, if I could put last night back in the bottle, Lord

I'd pull last night back down and drink it again

In the bedroom bathroom mirror, I found a lipstick note

"Good ride, cowboy," that was all she wrote

Well, she didn't leave her number, didn't leave a name

I guess she could tell I'd be hell to tame

Well, I hope we had fun

But on another note

If I could put last night back in the bottle

Hell, I wouldn't be in half the shape I'm in

Yeah, if I could put last night back in the bottle, Lord

I'd pull last night back down and drink it again

Yeah, if I could put last night back in the bottle

Hell, I wouldn't be in half the shape I'm in

These hangover pills wouldn't be so hard to swallow, no

Yeah, and I'd have back my truck note and my rent

Yeah, but all indications point to me havin' a good time

Even though I feel like hell in the present tense

If I could put last night back in the bottle, Lord

I'd pull last night back down and drink it again

Yeah, I'd pull last night back down and drink it again

Yeah, I'd probably drink it again